“Two princesses and two thieves.”

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cool-fye-cool-fye:

I’ve learned in my few years on earth that sometimes you just have to look down at your hands and realize how many damns you are holding and after carefully assorting and pondering them, throw all those damns to the wind because life is so much better with none damns

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spockisgaypassiton:

to anyone having a bad day im so sorry also here are some pictures of baby elephants 

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feel better friend

This is specifically for Brady to see. No wonder he luvs elephants.

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nutella-seduzente-19:

ysfjd:

thedepp:

The man of many faces

so many fucking faces

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beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks

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dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

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I mean I probably laughed at this more than I should have. I don’t think it’s even intended to be funny but um.

I mean I probably laughed at this more than I should have. I don’t think it’s even intended to be funny but um.

(Source: apes0fwrath, via softghettogoddess)

bluelightse7en:

jinglebean:

equestrian-is-life:

soundtrack-for-lovers:

elephant showjumping

OMG

Get the fuck outta my way you weak ass poles

VALID METHOD

bluelightse7en:

jinglebean:

equestrian-is-life:

soundtrack-for-lovers:

elephant showjumping

OMG

Get the fuck outta my way you weak ass poles

VALID METHOD

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stability:

you miss 100% of the shots you dont take which is why on new years i’ll be taking twelve

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